Kopflanvab is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, calm
fish.
Kopflanvab created the planet Mars four million years ago.
If you believe in
Kopflanvab, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kopflanvab, it will strike you with lightening.
Kopflanvab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Kopflanvab's Holy Commandments1. Never look at stars.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopflanvab.
3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never talk about thermodynamics near hamsters while wearing green tights.
5. Put Kopflanvab first in all things.