Nulfud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful skunk.

Nulfud created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulfud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nulfud, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nulfud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nulfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away from yellow bats, for they are unholy.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god