Fligbanrow is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, prudent fish.

Fligbanrow created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbanrow, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fligbanrow, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fligbanrow's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fligbanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Respect your elders.