Kanwigzed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying raven.

Kanwigzed created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanwigzed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kanwigzed, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kanwigzed's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kanwigzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing fawn trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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