Kendibbenyarp Fongemtit Sandsogmeg
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud
jackal
.
Kendibbenyarp Fongemtit Sandsogmeg
created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kendibbenyarp Fongemtit Sandsogmeg
, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Kendibbenyarp Fongemtit Sandsogmeg
, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Kendibbenyarp Fongemtit Sandsogmeg's
most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Kendibbenyarp Fongemtit Sandsogmeg's Holy Commandments
1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Never wear blue corsets.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. You must pray to Kendibbenyarp Fongemtit Sandsogmeg seven times a day.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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