Ditgesspin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless bat.

Ditgesspin created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgesspin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditgesspin, it will not care at all.

Ditgesspin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ditgesspin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Never look in ponds.