Higbabshav is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless ant.

Higbabshav created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbabshav, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higbabshav, she will make you grow a tail.

Higbabshav's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Higbabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not leap in public.