Mipbugfem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful wyvern.

Mipbugfem created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipbugfem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipbugfem, she will strike you with lightening.

Mipbugfem's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mipbugfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to gulls while wearing brown jumpers.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Mipbugfem loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention squirrels.