Cuss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless meerkat.

Cuss created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cuss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cuss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cuss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Cuss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.