Cuss is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless
meerkat.
Cuss created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cuss, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cuss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Cuss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Cuss' Holy Commandments1. Never think about solid mechanics.
2. Cuss must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.