Latnelsterdib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever scorpion.

Latnelsterdib created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latnelsterdib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Latnelsterdib, she will boil you in a big pot.

Latnelsterdib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Latnelsterdib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latnelsterdib.