Monceppog Higyarpnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unfair cow.

Monceppog Higyarpnarl created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Monceppog Higyarpnarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Monceppog Higyarpnarl, it will not care at all.

Monceppog Higyarpnarl's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Monceppog Higyarpnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Monceppog Higyarpnarl loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Always obey Monceppog Higyarpnarl's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.