Fidloopbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, moody dingo.

Fidloopbiss created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidloopbiss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fidloopbiss, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fidloopbiss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fidloopbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never jump in the presence of otters.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.