Cimsisbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful scorpion.

Cimsisbum created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsisbum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimsisbum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cimsisbum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cimsisbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Always help cats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Cimsisbum seven times a day.