Niblarprut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome hydra.

Niblarprut created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblarprut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Niblarprut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Niblarprut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Niblarprut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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