Withudren is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy sheep.

Withudren created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Withudren, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Withudren, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Withudren's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Withudren's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat lentils.