Rowgongun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest capybara.

Rowgongun created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgongun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rowgongun, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rowgongun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rowgongun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear red.

5. Run away if six capybaras approach from the south.
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