Kinmoncin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, passionate scorpion.

Kinmoncin created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinmoncin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kinmoncin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kinmoncin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kinmoncin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Always look after injured doves.