Dimpitbot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, clever warg.

Dimpitbot created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimpitbot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimpitbot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dimpitbot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dimpitbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dimpitbot four times a day.

2. Run away from yellow gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.