Nadlakdin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast snake.

Nadlakdin created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadlakdin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nadlakdin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nadlakdin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nadlakdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Nadlakdin loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not kill whales.