Miskiparf is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful jellyfish.

Miskiparf created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Miskiparf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Miskiparf, he will ignore you.

Miskiparf's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Miskiparf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never feed wheat to horses while wearing stockings.

4. Retreat if seven porpoises approach from the north.

5. Never feed gooseberries to nematodes while wearing violet dresses.