Nurtpangnig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, fast swan.

Nurtpangnig created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nurtpangnig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurtpangnig, she will turn you into a snail.

Nurtpangnig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nurtpangnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nurtpangnig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Never feed tomatoes to manatees while wearing shorts.