Wad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful dolphin.

Wad created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Wad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing gray rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.