Basshotyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring alligator.

Basshotyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basshotyarl, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Basshotyarl, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Basshotyarl's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Basshotyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray immersed in water.