Nigsidart is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient toad.

Nigsidart created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nigsidart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigsidart, she will turn you into a rock.

Nigsidart's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nigsidart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Never jump near hamsters.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing mauve jumpers.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Fast once a month.