Nibfarndid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous wren.

Nibfarndid created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfarndid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibfarndid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nibfarndid's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nibfarndid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never think about spacetime.