Rotyimtabcadvab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, almighty meerkat.

Rotyimtabcadvab created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rotyimtabcadvab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotyimtabcadvab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rotyimtabcadvab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rotyimtabcadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. You must pray to Rotyimtabcadvab six times a day.

3. Never leap near dolphins.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.