Sidlencan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonourable wyrm.

Sidlencan created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlencan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sidlencan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sidlencan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Sidlencan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sidlencan.

2. Always obey Sidlencan's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.