Artpopdogdon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair giraffe.

Artpopdogdon created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artpopdogdon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Artpopdogdon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Artpopdogdon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Artpopdogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away if seven foxes approach from the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.