Jannullbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent octopus.

Jannullbarn created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Jannullbarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Jannullbarn, he will be mildly annoyed.

Jannullbarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jannullbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect your elders.