Limmigbam Homnuttwipkomsitfun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional crow.

Limmigbam Homnuttwipkomsitfun created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Limmigbam Homnuttwipkomsitfun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limmigbam Homnuttwipkomsitfun, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Limmigbam Homnuttwipkomsitfun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Limmigbam Homnuttwipkomsitfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Learn four new languages a year.