Dobartquag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking scorpion.

Dobartquag created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dobartquag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobartquag, it will be very unhappy.

Dobartquag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dobartquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed cucumbers to gulls while wearing stockings.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never feed lots of rice to tortoises while wearing yellow corsets.