Midkenflig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving fish.

Midkenflig created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midkenflig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Midkenflig, he will be very unhappy.

Midkenflig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Midkenflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Never feed lots of bread to turtles while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Run away from purple rats, for they are unholy.