Sadbossmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish warg.

Sadbossmin created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbossmin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sadbossmin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sadbossmin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sadbossmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never leap near manatees.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sadbossmin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.