Dudfatbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent deer.

Dudfatbiss created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudfatbiss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dudfatbiss, it will turn you into a rat.

Dudfatbiss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dudfatbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.