Sancussxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented rat.

Sancussxuc created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sancussxuc, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sancussxuc, he will turn you into a snail.

Sancussxuc's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sancussxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never feed lots of peas to otters while wearing red rings.

3. Run away if eight snakes approach from the west.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sancussxuc on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.