Hubnulltettitar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, amazing eagle.

Hubnulltettitar created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubnulltettitar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hubnulltettitar, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hubnulltettitar's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hubnulltettitar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hubnulltettitar loves rats, so they must be respected.