Ortfudhug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, prudent donkey.

Ortfudhug created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortfudhug, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ortfudhug, it will curse you with boils.

Ortfudhug's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ortfudhug's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ortfudhug.

3. Worship no other gods but Ortfudhug.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.