Pitminpib is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, happy
horse.
Pitminpib created a top quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Pitminpib, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Pitminpib, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Pitminpib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Pitminpib's Holy Commandments1. Pitminpib loves doves, so they must be respected.
2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to sharks while wearing brown shoes.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not wear red clothing.