Pitminpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, happy horse.

Pitminpib created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pitminpib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pitminpib, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pitminpib's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pitminpib's Holy Commandments

1. Pitminpib loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to sharks while wearing brown shoes.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear red clothing.