Bodbuglin Sadtinfen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty cow.

Bodbuglin Sadtinfen created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbuglin Sadtinfen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodbuglin Sadtinfen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bodbuglin Sadtinfen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bodbuglin Sadtinfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodbuglin Sadtinfen.