Cutmantarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous mongoose.

Cutmantarp created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutmantarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutmantarp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cutmantarp's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cutmantarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Cutmantarp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cutmantarp must be the most important thing in your life.