Nannelrow Flowcudquafbuszenmabcib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident mongoose.

Nannelrow Flowcudquafbuszenmabcib created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nannelrow Flowcudquafbuszenmabcib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nannelrow Flowcudquafbuszenmabcib, he will make you grow a tail.

Nannelrow Flowcudquafbuszenmabcib's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nannelrow Flowcudquafbuszenmabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Nannelrow Flowcudquafbuszenmabcib loves shrews, so they must be respected.