Bonkdambug is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered coyote.

Bonkdambug created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdambug, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonkdambug, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bonkdambug's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bonkdambug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.