Zanbestzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful squid.

Zanbestzen created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Zanbestzen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zanbestzen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zanbestzen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Zanbestzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never bounce near geese.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Zanbestzen in the centre of the settlement.