Bengunfubdib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional deer.

Bengunfubdib created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bengunfubdib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bengunfubdib, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bengunfubdib's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bengunfubdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Feed all hungry bats.