Homfutkim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane duck.

Homfutkim created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Homfutkim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Homfutkim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Homfutkim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Homfutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Put Homfutkim first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about spinach.