Ligtigdim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless crocodile.

Ligtigdim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtigdim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligtigdim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ligtigdim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ligtigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head indigo.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention sharks.