Tanmonpit is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, almighty
alligator.
Tanmonpit created matter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tanmonpit, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Tanmonpit, it will destroy your home planet.
Tanmonpit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Tanmonpit's Holy Commandments1. Never mention sheep.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.
4. You must love Tanmonpit.
5. Tanmonpit loves geese, so they must be honoured.