Vegwodlun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional frog.

Vegwodlun created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegwodlun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegwodlun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vegwodlun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vegwodlun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vegwodlun three times a day.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to sharks while wearing green skirts.

5. Never pour water over plants.