Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak
finch.
Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit created tapeworms five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum field theory.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.