Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak finch.

Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Citpomgomdodfubsaffumhit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.