Stanrilmigsad is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, boastful
horse.
Stanrilmigsad created humankind nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stanrilmigsad, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Stanrilmigsad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Stanrilmigsad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Stanrilmigsad's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing cyan tights and balancing nine copper spheres on your legs.
4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.